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Yoga, Pick me up.

April 1, 2010

Although it is seriously a reoccurring dream of mine to tirelessly collect men along my yogic path, I don’t tend to a) act on that dream, or b) find myself the recipient of anyone’s enactment of such a dream.

Since yesterday I did “bottle yoga” instead of actual asana and pranayama practice, I swore I would make it tonight even though I obliged myself to make an appearance at a business function. As I tried to schmooze it up for as long as possible at said business event, I found myself rushing about to class. Rushing in, I imposed my rush upon the girl at the front desk and whisked off  to change, stopping first putting my mat along side of this dude. Thinking it the polite way to go, I asked him if I could put my mat down next to his to which he responded “what a pretty dress.” I’m thinking, “I guess that’s a yes?” I rush back out, strip (nope, not naked yoga yet), dress again and go back in the room for class. Dude turns to me and says, “It’s going to be so hard for me to practice well tonight.”

Well, I’m thinking it’s already hot in there so it it is most likely just to be a wet class, but this is a legitimate concern too.

Oh, but wait, that wasn’t really the end of the sentence.

“Because you’ll be too beautiful and distracting me. ”

What?

You’re already smelly, I’m already sweating profusely. Are we really trying to pick me up right now? Oh yes. Yes we are . So what do I do? I start to practice and sweat pools onto the floor, very possibly occasionally showering anyone within three mats of me with a laissez faire  toss of my tresses. I actually catch him watching me practice.

I’m really going to have to insist that people who try to pick me up in the yoga studios step up their game. Does anyone know if Mystery the pick up artist practices yoga?  I think I might just have to set an example for all of the wanna be pickup artists out there. I think I’ll start soon and guess where I’m going to do my pilot run? Uh huh. That’s right…NAKED YOGA!

[Image via: PushmePullyou]

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One Comment leave one →
  1. polynesian69 permalink
    May 24, 2010 10:25 pm

    Naked Yoga Rocks!

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